What I Lick Before Your Face … and Other Haikus By Dogs

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You may take my balls
But I will lick what remains
And then, dear, your faceImagine if your dog could talk to you. Better still, imagine if it could express its innermost feelings in poetic form.
This hilarious, insightful book confirms what we’ve all long suspected – that inside every dog is the soul of a poet. From retrieving sticks to rivalry with cats; from cold winter walks to endlessly chasing tennis balls, no stone of a dog’s life is left unturned.
With a delightful photo alongside every haiku, this is the perfect gift for any dog lover. Jamie Coleman has called various cat names out of the back door, including Hobbit, Gazza and Blobby. He is currently cat-less as his wife is allergic to them. Which is fine. This is his second collection of poetry, following on from What I Lick Before Your Face, the number-one bestselling book of haikus by dogs published in November 2018. IT