Early Riser

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An instant New York Times bestseller

The latest standalone novel from Jasper Fforde, the bestselling author the Thursday Next series and the forthcoming standalone The Constant Rabbit

Every Winter, the human population hibernates.

During those bitterly cold four months, the nation is a snow-draped landscape of desolate loneliness, devoid of human activity.

Well, not quite.

Your name is Charlie Worthing and it’s your first season with the Winter Consuls, the committed but mildly unhinged group of misfits who are responsible for ensuring the hibernatory safe passage of the sleeping masses.

You are investigating an outbreak of viral dreams which you dismiss as nonsense; nothing more than a quirky artefact born of the sleeping mind.

When the dreams start to kill people, it’s unsettling.

When you get the dreams too, it’s weird.

When they start to come true, you begin to doubt your sanity.

But teasing truth from the Winter is never easy: You have to avoid the Villains and their penchant for murder, kidnapping and stamp collecting; ensure you aren’t eaten by Nightwalkers, whose thirst for human flesh can only be satisfied by comfort food; and sidestep the increasingly less-than-mythical WinterVolk.

But so long as you remember to wrap up warmly, you’ll be fine.”Early Riser has all of the elements and sensibility that have earned Fforde a sizable and devoted following. . . . Fforde writes witty, chewy sentences, full of morsels, and delivers them deadpan. . . . [Fforde’s] relentless imagination and his affection for his characters are contagious and irresistible. . . . Every book of Fforde’s seems to be a cause for celebration and a source of pleasure for many people, and for good reason.”
—Charles Yu, The New York Times Book Review

“Charlie’s journey . . . is so absorbing, and Fforde’s wit so sharp, the reveal that the narrative is also a commentary on capitalism comes across as a brilliant twist. . . . Whip-smart, tremendous fun, and an utter delight from start to finish.”
—Kirkus Reviews (starred review)

“Jasper Fforde is in fine form in his 14th novel, stringing along this adventure with wry wit.”
—BookPage (starred review)

“In this richly detailed, dystopic novel from Fforde (the Thursday Next series), most of the population of Wales hibernates in huge Dormitoria through the unbearable Winter. . . . The sprightly characters, such as the murderous Villains maintaining the habits of English sophisticates, and the intimately feuding pair of Chief Consul Toccata and Aurora, the head of HiberTech security,  bring absurdity into the ambiance, but behave understandably enough to be credible. Charlie’s confused but determined mundanity is a relatable anchor in this wild winter world, leavened by Fforde’s surrealistic humor. Douglas Adams fans will enjoy the vibe.”
—Publishers Weekly

“A wonderfully weird dystopian thriller. . . . As precisely built as an ice sculpture, Fforde’s wintry nightmare glistens with mystery and menace. Though the zombie apocalypse elements spin a darker tale . . . plenty of pure Ffordian humor pops up.”
—Shelf Awareness

“Readers familiar with Fforde’s gleefully pun-heavy world building will relish this standalone novel, confident that everything will work out in the end for the underdog. Give it to fans of John Scalzi and Genevieve Cogman’s Invisible Library series.”
—Booklist

“Veiled commentary on corporate greed, sleep and dreaming, and twisted popular culture highlight why Fforde, perhaps best known for his “Thursday Next” series, is on par with authors such as Terry Pratchett and Douglas Adams.”
—Library Journal

“Fans of Jasper Fforde’s unique blend of comic dystopia and quirky British cosiness will not be disappointed with his first novel in six years, Early Riser. . . . Hilarious.”
—The Guardian

“Addictively propulsive.”
—The Times
 
“[Early Riser is] worth the wait . . . There are many laughs and wry smiles to be had from this genre-merging writing—a mad, clever, mix of fantasy, satire, parody and thriller. Well worth staying awake for.”
—Oxford Mail

“If a cross between the monstrous winter of George R.R. Martin’s A Song of Fire series and dream-heist film Inception sounds appealing then British author Jasper Fforde’s standalone novel Early Riser is for you . . . Fforde is wildly innovative in his world-building . . . The novel builds to a thrilling climax that is worth staying up for.”
—The Straits Times
 
“[Jasper Fforde] is one of our great comic writers, a man of seemingly boundless imagination.”
—The Scotsman
 
“Endlessly imaginative and distinctively quirky, this is entertaining fun.”
—Mail on Sunday

Praise for Jasper Fforde

“It’s easy to be delighted by a writer who loves books so madly.” —Janet Maslin, The New York Times

“Fforde’s inventiveness remains a bookworm’s delight.” —Entertainment Weekly

“Mr. Fforde manages to bombard the reader with more bizarre detail than most writers would dare to fit in their entire oeuvre, yet he does so with . . . light prose and easy, confident wit.” —The Wall Street Journal

“Like the best novels of Douglas Adams or Terry Pratchett, Fforde goes beyond his genre.” —Los Angeles Times

“What captivates here is something that will appeal to any reader—and that’s the feeling that there’s something at stake in fiction, that characters created in books are every bit as real as the memory of a person.” —John Freeman, Newsday

“Fforde [has a] head-spinning narrative ability.” —Lloyd Rose, The Washington PostJasper Fforde gave up his career in the fim industry when his novel The Eyre Affair debuted on the New York Times bestseller list in 2002. He is the author of the Thursday Next series, the Nursery Crimes series, and Shades of Grey. He lives and works in Wales.

Mrs Tiffen could play the bouzouki

‘Survivability has increased during hibernation since the introduction of Dormitoria, efficient weight-gain regimes and Morphenox, but superstition and fear remain. The Hib is about rest and renewal as much as about dodging the Winter’s worst, and we did our bit to make the oily tar of longsleep seem warm and friendly …’
– from Seventeen Winters, by Winter Consul Lance Jones

Mrs Tiffen could play the bouzouki. Not well, and only one tune: ‘Help Yourself’ by Tom Jones. She plucked the strings expertly but without emotion while staring blankly out of the train window at the ice and snow. She and I had not exchanged an intelligent word since we first met five hours before, and the reason was readily explained: Mrs Tiffen was dead, and had been for several years.

‘It’s going to be a mild winter,’ said the grey-haired woman sitting opposite Mrs Tiffen and me as the train pulled out of Cardiff Central. 

‘Average low of only minus forty is my guess.”Almost balmy,’ I replied, and we both laughed, even though it wasn’t funny, not really, not at all.

After some thought, I had concluded that the woman was most likely an actor, part of the extensive Winter Thespian Tradition. Audiences were small, but highly appreciative. Summer players had to make do with the diluted respect of the many whilst Winter Players commanded the adoration of the few.

The train stopped briefly at Queen Street, then rumbled slowly north. It could have gone faster, but Wales has a 75 dB sound limit in operation eight days either side of the Winter.
‘Have you been overwintering long?’ I asked, by way of conversation.

‘I’ve not seen a Summer for almost three decades,’ she said with a smile. ‘I remember my first venue: Hartlepool, Winter of ’76, the Don Hector Playhouse. We were performing King Lear as the support act to the Chuckle Brothers during their one and only Winter tour. Their gig was packed – almost three hundred people. Never seen that happen before except with the Bonzo Dog Band or Val Doonican, but then they made the Winter season a kind of trademark, like Mott the Hoople and Richard Stilgoe in the old days and Paul Daniels and Take That today.’

Few Summer acts chose to brave the cold – the Winter could be a hard taskmaster. The 1974 Showaddywaddy Welsh tour was a good case in point: the band were first trapped by Hunger-crazed nightwalkers in their Aberystwyth hotel, then lost half their number to an ice storm. Over the next two months their manager was kidnapped and ransomed by ‘Lucky’ Ned Farnesworth, three roadies lost their feet to frostbite, and their bassist was allegedly taken by Wintervolk. Aside from that, the surviving members thought it was one of their most successful tours ever.

‘Never realised how strongly the silence could drag upon one’s psyche,’ said my companion, breaking into my thoughts, ‘and how the solitude can become physically painful. I once went seven weeks without seeing a single soul, stranded in the Ledbury Playhouse during a protracted coldsnap in ’78. Colder than the Gronk’s tit and for four weeks a blizzard. Even the Villains hunkered down, and nightwalkers froze on their feet. Come the melt the rigor kept them upright – they didn’t start falling until they’d thawed down to their shins. For those not with the calling, the absence of humanity can be debilitating.’ She paused for a moment before continuing. ‘But y’know, in some strange way, I love it. Good for achieving a sense of … clarity.’

Long-time Winterers were well known for expressing their views in this manner – a dark love of the bleakness, and how conducive the solitude was to deep philosophical thought. More often than not, those that extolled the Winter virtues so fulsomely did so right up until the moment they left an overly apologetic note, stripped themselves naked and walked outside into the sub-zero. It was called ‘The Cold Way Out’.

‘Lobster,’ said Mrs Tiffen without relevance to anything, still playing the bouzouki. ‘Help Yourself’, again, for perhaps the two hundredth time.

Returning from the depths of hibernation was never without risk. If the minimal synaptic tick-over that took care of nominal life functions was halted, you’d suffer a neural collapse and be Dead in Sleep. If you ran out of fats to metabolise into usable sugars, you’d be Dead in Sleep. If the temperature fell too far too quickly, you’d be Dead in Sleep. Vermin predation, CO2 build-up, calcitic migration, pre-existing medical condition or a dozen or so other complications – Dead in Sleep.

But not all neural collapses led to death. Some, like Mrs Tiffen who was on Morphenox – it was always the ones on Morphenox -  awoke with just enough vestigial memory to walk and eat.  And while most people saw nightwalkers as creepy brain-dead denizens of the Winter whose hobbies revolved around mumbling and cannibalism, we saw them as creatures who had returned from the dark abyss of hibernation with most of everything left behind. They were normally rounded up before everyone woke, usually to be redeployed and then parted out, but stragglers that slipped the net could sometimes be found. Billy DeFroid discovered one snagged on some barbed wire in the orchard behind St Granata’s three weeks after Springrise. He reported it to the authorities but not before taking its wristwatch, something he was still wearing when he died.

‘Seven down,’ said the actor, having to raise her voice to be heard above Mrs Tiffen’s bouzouki, ‘slow to pen a plumber’s handbook?‘

‘I’m not good with crosswords,’ I shouted back, then added: ‘I hope the bouzouki playing isn’t troubling you unduly?’

The thespian smiled.

‘Not really,’ she said, ‘at least it keeps numbskulls out of the carriage.’

She was right. Today was Slumberdown Minus One, the last full day before the Winter officially began. The train was busy with Mothballers and overwinterers, trying to get to their relevant Dormitoria or work as status dictated. Several passengers had tried to join us in our compartment but after taking one look at Mrs Tiffen’s glassy nightwalker stare they hurried on past.

‘To be honest I rather like Tom Jones,’ she added. ‘Does she play “Delilah” or “She’s a Lady”?’

‘It would help,’ I said, ‘for variety’s sake. But no.’

The train followed the frozen river up north past Castell Coch, and through the billowy clouds of white vapour from the locomotive that drifted past the window I could see that Winter shutdown was very much in evidence – shutters were closed and barred, vehicles swaddled in layers of waxed hessian, flood sluices greased and set to auto. It was all quite exciting in a dangerously thrilling kind of way. My initial trepidation regarding overwintering had soon changed to adventurous curiosity. Enthusiasm might come, in time, but my sights were set on a loftier goal: survival. A third of first-time novices in the Winter Consul Services never saw the Spring.

‘So,’ said the actor, nodding towards what had once been Mrs Tiffen, ‘harboured?’

‘By her husband for five years.’

Most people to whom I mentioned this displayed a sense of disgust; not the actor.
‘He must have loved her.’

‘Yes,’ I agreed, ‘he gave everything he had to protect her.’

While Mr Tiffen had regarded his wife as someone with profound neurological issues, we saw her as little more than another casualty of the Winter. The bouzouki playing was merely a quirk, a vestigial memory from a mind that once crackled with personality and creative energy. Almost all of her was gone; only the skill remained.

We pulled into Abercynon station with a hiss. The passengers moved about the platform with commendable silence, easily explained: those now heading for the grateful joy of slumber were too fatigued to celebrate, and those planning to overwinter had only the anxieties of a lonely sixteen weeks to dominate their thoughts. Little was said as the passengers embarked and disembarked, and even the signalman’s clicker seemed to have lost its usual sharpness.

‘The courts are usually lenient if there’s a family component,’ said the actor in a quiet voice. ‘Mind you, harbouring is harbouring.’

‘There’ll be no trial,’ I said. ‘Her husband’s dead – and with honour.’

‘The best sort in my view,’ said the woman thoughtfully. ‘I hope for the same myself. What about you? Many Winters under your belt?’

‘This is my first.’

She looked at me with such a sense of shocked surprise that I felt quite unnerved.

‘First Winter?’ she echoed incredulously. ‘And they’ve sent you on nightwalker delivery duty to Sector Twelve?’

‘I’m not exactly alone,’ I said, ‘there’s-‘

‘-first Winters should always be spent indoors, taking notes and acclimatising,’ she said, ignoring me. ‘I’ve lost far too many newbies to be anything but sure of that. What did they do? Threaten to thump you?’

‘No.’

They didn’t need to. I’d volunteered, quite happily, eight weeks before, during Fat Thursday celebrations.

Fat Thursday

‘…The length of time humans have hibernated has shifted subtly, mostly due to climatic conditions and advances in agriculture. ‘Standard Winter’ was adopted in 1775 and fixed to eight weeks either side of Winter solstice. From Slumberdown to Springrise, 99.99% of the population submit to the dark abyss of sleep …’
– The Hiberculture of Man, by Morris Desmond

Fat Thursday had been long established as the first day of serious gorging, the time to indulge in the latest faddy get-fat-quick diets and to take a vow of abstinence from the mass-stealing sin of exercise. Yesterday you could run for a bus and no one would turn a hair, tomorrow it would be frowned upon as almost criminally irresponsible. For the two months until Slumberdown, every calorie was sacred; a fight to keep every ounce. Spring only ever welcomed the mass-diligent.

Skinny Pete went to sleep, underfed and bony
Skinny Pete went to sleep, and died a death so lonely

My job of Assistant House Manager was under the generally amenable and delegation-addicted Sister Zygotia, which made Fat Thursday celebrations pretty much my responsibility. And while leaving me open to perhaps more criticism than usual, it was a welcome break from the day-to-day tedium of running St Granata’s Pooled Parentage Station. Basically, Fat Thursday required only three things: enough food, enough chairs, and trying not to let Sister Placentia get her hands on the gin.

Megan Hughes was the first to arrive. She’d spent twelve years at the Pool until she got picked out by a wealthy couple in Bangor. Was married last I heard to someone big in the Mrs Nesbit Traditional Tearooms empire, and was now one of St Granata’s patrons: we made a good income selling child offsets to people like Megan, who saw the whole baby thing as insufferably farmyard.
It was sort of ironic, really, that she had a career at OffPop – the Office for Population Control – ensuring other women were responsibly discharging their duties. Megan and I had not met for a couple of years but every time we did, she told me how much she really admired me when we were growing up, and how inspiring I was.

‘Wonky!’ she said in a mock-excited kind of way. ‘You look absolutely marvellous.’

‘Thank you, but it’s Charlie now.’

‘Sorry. Charlie.’ She paused for thought. ‘I think of you and St Granata’s all the time.’

‘Do you now?’

‘Yes. And,’ she added, leaning closer, ‘you know what?’

Here it comes.

‘What?’

‘I always really admired you growing up. Always smiling through your unhappiness. A real inspiration.’

‘I wasn’t unhappy.’

‘You looked unhappy.’

‘Looks can be deceptive.’

‘All too true,’ she said, ‘but I meant what I said: inspirational in a sort of tragic way, like you’re the failure in the family, but always looked on the bright side of everything.’

‘You’re very kind,’ I said, long used to Megan’s ways, ‘but it could have been much worse: I could have been born without tact or empathy, and be shallow, self-absorbed and hideously patronising.’

‘That’s true too,’ she said with a smile, laying a hand on my arm. ‘We are so blessed, you and I. Did I tell you that I got a promotion at OffPop? Thirty-four K plus car and pension.’

‘That’s a huge weight off my mind,’ I said.

She beamed.

‘You are so very kind. Well, mustn’t tarry. So long, Wonky.’

‘Charlie.’

‘Right. Charlie. Inspirational.’

And she walked off up the corridor. It would have been easy to dislike her intensely, but I actually felt nothing for her at all.

Lucy Knapp was the next person of note to walk through the doors. We’d seen each other daily for eighteen years until she left to go to HiberTech Training College. Friendships ebbed and flowed in the Pool, but Lucy and I had always been close. In the six years since she’d left we’d spoken at least once a month.

‘Hey,’ I said, and we tapped fists together, one on top of another, a sort of secret handshake from way back I-don’t-know-when.

Lucy and I were responsible for the dried smear of banoffee pie still stuck to the face of St Somnia on the ceiling frieze overhead, a reminder of a memorable food-fight back in ’96. There was even the dent in the plasterwork where Donna Trinket, intent on breaking the ground-floor lap record on roller skates, had come a cropper owing to some recklessly spilt Heinz spaghetti hoops by the kitchens.

‘So what’s this about you joining Prudential Winter Life?’ she asked with, I think, a sense of friendly derision.

‘Anything to get me out of this dump,’ I replied, ‘but it’s not like I can only sell Hibernational Cover with optional Redeployment and Mandatory Transplant payments – there’s also whole-life insurance, term, dental, fire and auto, not to mention frost damage. What do you think?’

‘I can hardly contain my indifference.’

‘I feel the same way, but, well, y’know, Morphenox.’

I would be expected to work the first ten years at minimum wage, but it would be worth it. Not for the job, of course, which was dull as meltwater, but for the specific perk that went with it: Prudential would transfer my rights to Morphenox across from St Granata’s without interruption. I could, quite literally, sleep easy. Despite the strict contractual obligations, lack of job mobility and freedom of choices that it entailed, the career move would be a no-brainer. I could finally get away from here with pharmaceutical privileges undiminished.

‘Hey,’ I said, ‘did you hear that Ed Dweezle danced the Night Fandango?’

‘Yeah,’ said Lucy, ‘I heard.’

Dweezle always had trouble keeping weight on. We used to sneak him part of our food to help him out. I don’t know how he’d lasted three Winters on his own once out of St Granata’s, but it must have been expensive. Despite being dosed up to the gills on Morphenox he’d entered his fourth Hib way too light and run out of reserves three weeks short of Springrise. He’d nightwalked and been redeployed as a street-sweeper somewhere up north, then parted out eight months later.  

‘Useful until death and beyond,’ said Lucy, ‘as the company likes to promote itself in slogans.’

The company to which she referred was HiberTech, who made Morphenox, redeployed nightwalkers that were suitable and then supervised the transplant potential of each.  Their nightwalker policy was neatly – some said perfectly – vertically integrated.  There was another slogan:

Everything of use but the yawn.™

I walked with Lucy from the lobby to the Great Hall.

“I’m always uneasy about Pool reunions,” she said, “on the whole the experience was good, but I didn’t like everyone.”

“Rough with the smooth,” I said.

“Shits with the saints.”

We mingled in the crowd and shook hands, hugged or nodded to the other poolers, strictly according to a sliding scale of respect and affection.  Williams, Walter, Keilly, Neal, other Walter, Williams and McMullen were all there and I greeted them warmly.  I thought I should say something to Gary Findlay but he turned away on the pretext of more beer from the cooler as soon as he saw me.  He and I hadn’t exchanged a word since we were twelve, the day his bullying stopped, the day I bit off his ear.

Older ex-residents whom I didn’t recognize were mingling freely with the rest of us, as the current residents did with us.  Anyone who spent time at the Pool shared a bond, kind of like family. 

Actually, given the circumstances at the Sisterhood, many of us actually were family. 

Lucy walked over to pay her respects to the Senior Sisters who were all sitting on the stage like seven duchesses, holding court.  They were giggling foolishly at some small joke, their usual austerity ameliorated by the triple jollities of occasion, food, and for those not with child, the cheapest sherry that money can buy.

‘Our very own Lucy Knapp,’ said Sister Placentia as we approached, embracing Lucy but ignoring me as one would a stick of familiar furniture, ‘tell me your news.’

Lucy politely explained to them about her induction into HiberTech’s Fast Track Management Scheme whilst I stood to one side.  Despite the often erratic levels of care, most of the sisters were kind of okay.  Without them, I’d have been nothing – infants with lesser conditions than mine were routinely left underweight heading into their first winter.  There were worse Pools than this one.

“Fascinating, dear,” said Sister Placentia once Lucy had concluded a potted history of what she’d been up to, “and what chance you could wangle us an Edward to assist in the kitchens?”

“Next year’s model might be an improvement,” said Lucy in a guarded tone, “I’ll see what I can do then.”

Edward or Jane were the default names given to redeployed nightwalkers.  With their cannibalistic tendencies reduced by timely snacks and the tattered remnants of their mind ingeniously rewired, they could do simple chores.  Too simple, some said, to be useful domestically.  The St Granata’s over in Port Talbot had an Edward that could wash up, but mostly they were used for strictly repetitive tasks like opening doors, pumping water and digging fields.

‘How’s it going, Wonk?’ came a voice in my ear so suddenly I jumped.  It was Sister Zygotia, a particular favourite of mine, despite – or perhaps because of – her eccentricity.  She had a fondness for peanut butter and anchovies, used to nail her bedroom door shut during the winter ‘to guard against prowling Wintervolk’, then insist that puddings be randomly laced with curry powder to ‘better prepare us for life’s inevitable disappointments.’

‘So-so,’ I said. ‘The budget for next year is a little tight but we should be all right, so long as the offset payments aren’t reduced and we eat meat only once a week.’

‘Good, good,’ she said in a distracted fashion, then put her hand on my shoulder and steered me to a corner of the hall.

‘Look, I don’t want to be the bearer of bad news and all,’ she said, “but well, I am.  You should know that Mother Fallopia got wind of your application to the Prudential, and well, she had words with their induction officer.  Your application was …  rescinded.’

I had to admit I wasn’t surprised, but it didn’t feel good.  Frustration has a smell of its own, like hot toffee.  I looked at Sister Zygotia who said she was really sorry and I told her it was fine, really, and I was then relieved to be called away in order to help deal with Sister Contractia, who was taking her door bouncer duties a little more enthusiastically than anyone thought necessary. Sister Contractia liked a good brawl so it took ten minutes to calm her down, sweep up the broken teeth, placate the six people she’d just taken on and clean out the cut above her eye.

When I got back, Lucy Knapp was telling everyone about her first overwintering gig at HiberTech, and how she’d actually seen a Winter solstice. She showed us the single brass star pinned to her blouse to prove it.  

‘Did you get sleep-deprivation narcosis?’ I asked, parking my frustration in the back of my mind, where it sat with good and ancient company.

‘Once you’ve shifted your sleep cycle to the late Summer it wasn’t so bad,’ said Lucy, ‘but the first season up can be cruel.  The only upside was that while you’re freezing to death, getting eaten or being press-ganged into domestic service – you could be hallucinating that you were on the Gower Peninsula, sipping mock-banana daiquiris while watching the sun go down from Worm’s Head Bar & Grill.’

Lucy wasn’t the only one to overwinter from the Pool, just the most recent. Another Poolmate named Billy DeFroid had been into the Winter Consul Service three years before, and everyone was full of praise up until the moment he was eaten by nightwalkers who had gone pack in Llandeilo.  He’d fared better than most.  The average life expectancy for a Novice on their first Winter ‘boots in snow’ was barely six weeks.  The Winter wasn’t a forgiving place; little wonder winter newbies spent their first winter doing paperwork safely indoors.

‘So, Lucy,’ I said, ‘tell us about the narcosis.’

‘Quite …  challenging to begin with,’ she said, “I thought my legs were made of chocolate.  The colder it got, the more brittle they became.  I was worried that if any nightwalkers turned up I wouldn’t be able to get away.’

‘I’ve had dreams like that,’ said Maisie Rogers who had wandered over, ‘running but not being able to escape.’

Dreams.  No one who was anyone had dreams.  Those of us with access to Morphenox happily traded our subconscious hibernational activity for a dramatic drop in stored energy requirements.  Morphenox removed the ability to dream, but in exchange gave us increased survivability.  For the first time in human history, an individual could realistically expect to live through the winter.  ‘Morphenox’, the advertising slogan went, ‘brings you the Spring’.  An addendum might read: ‘but only if you have the luck, cash or social position to be granted its use’. 

‘You don’t need to wear the whole dreaming deal as a badge of honour,’ scolded Megan who had joined us.

We all nodded agreement.  Most people who were forced to forego the pharmaceutical means to ease themselves through the winter stayed quiet.  It was like wearing a big hat with ‘3rd Class Citizen’ written all over it.

But Maisie, to her credit, was unabashed.

‘I’m not ashamed,’ she said indignantly, to groans and rolled eyes from all of us, ‘and I won’t be made to feel ashamed.  Besides, dreams are fun and random and at least this way I never get to be a nightwalker, lumbering around the winter, eating beetles and curtains and people and stuff and then ending my days as a spare parts inventory.’

‘If you become a Vacant you don’t know you’re one,” pointed out Billy, ‘that’s the tragedy and the blessing – no brain, no torment.’

There were, inevitably, a few downsides to Morphenox: a shocking headache, some fearful hallucinations – and for every two thousand users, one would arise from hibernation as a nightwalker. The same 50 percent of citizens granted Morphenox were the same ones who might end up as drooling subhumans with severe personal hygiene issues and a dismaying penchant for cannibalism. Irrespective, everyone thought it was a risk worth taking.

There was a sudden commotion as the food arrived.  We all joined an orderly queue, the conversation rising in pitch with the sense of joyful anticipation.  As we waited for the sisters, children and underweight to be fed first, we chatted about what daft idea self-styled ‘sleep extreme’ guru Gaer Brills was promoting to fashionable sleepers, and inevitably, who was going to win Albion’s Got Talent.

‘Sleeping in trees wrapped in hessian smeared in goose fat on BMI minimum,’ said Lucy, in answer to the Gaer Brills question. ‘It’ll be raining hipsters all Winter.’

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Dimensions	0.7200 × 5.1100 × 7.7200 in
Imprint	Penguin Books
ISBN-13	09780143111276
ISBN-10	0143111272
Author	Jasper Fforde
Audience	General / adult
BISAC	FIC055000, FIC031000
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