Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Talking Slayer Handbook

“I’m the thing that monsters have nightmares about.”

This one-of-a-kind collectible for fans of Buffy the Vampire Slayer features a molded 2″ x 3″ replica of the Slayer Handbook, Vampyr, that opens to play 10 memorable lines from the show. Featuring quotes from Buffy, Angel, Giles, Willow, and Xander (among them, “That’ll put the marzipan in your pie plate, Bingo” and “Sorry to barge in, I’m afraid we have a slight . . . apocalypse”), it’s the perfect way to commemorate this beloved cast of characters. The kit also comes with a 48-page mini book on Buffy history that features additional quotes and full-color photographs from the show.

Micol Ostow has worked in the world of licensed publishing for many years. In addition to overseeing publication of countless Buffy novels and guides, she’s contributed essays to various Buffy anthologies and collections, been quoted in academic texts, and edited The Quotable Slayer. Her most recent media projects include the bestselling Mean Girls: A Novel, and the forthcoming Riverdale prequel: The Day Before. She lives and works in Brooklyn, NY, and while she pretends to be a Willow, she’s probably more of a Cordelia than she cares to admit.